I just sneezed so hard that I peed my pants, and now I’m just sitting here as all my failers flash before me
i think I see another failer
Literally if I’m crying please do not circle me with a crowd of “comfort” for I will cry harder. Best thing to do is to ignore me and only talk to me if I express that I would like to discuss something with you. My best friend just sat there with me because that’s all I wanted. Do not hug me. Do not put your hand on my shoulder. Do not ask what’s wrong. Honestly I couldn’t care less if you pointed, stared, or laughed.. But please don’t be annoying and bothersome when I’m having a moment.
This has been a PSA. You may keep scrolling.
They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I’m not fucking 7 anymore. I am a grown man. All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it.
The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.
It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood
i wanna try dating an asian guy
no not you
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Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.