welcome to the real world-escape the make believe

this is me. the real me. the shit people cant take in the "real" world. what do i mean by ""real" world"? i mean the make believe world that the people create so that they dont have to see the real tragedy of life. my two BEST friends keep me here more than they know. i wouldn't be living if it weren't for them.
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teamfreekickass:

hahaiamokay:

teamfreekickass:

I just sneezed so hard that I peed my pants, and now I’m just sitting here as all my failers flash before me

i think I see another failer

I-

(via the-adventures-of-sawyer)

Literally if I’m crying please do not circle me with a crowd of “comfort” for I will cry harder. Best thing to do is to ignore me and only talk to me if I express that I would like to discuss something with you. My best friend just sat there with me because that’s all I wanted. Do not hug me. Do not put your hand on my shoulder. Do not ask what’s wrong. Honestly I couldn’t care less if you pointed, stared, or laughed.. But please don’t be annoying and bothersome when I’m having a moment.

This has been a PSA. You may keep scrolling.

sadsexypotato:

*fills a coconut with shower gel*

aesthetic

(via jerkidiot)

shouldnt:

They really need to make capri sun packs bigger.  I’m not fucking 7 anymore.  I am a grown man.  All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it. 

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monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

(via joshpeck)

nutellanatalia:

asian:

nutellanatalia:

i wanna try dating an asian guy

Date me

no not you

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PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

(via stars-in-blackandwhite)

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