welcome to the real world-escape the make believe

this is me. the real me. the shit people cant take in the "real" world. what do i mean by ""real" world"? i mean the make believe world that the people create so that they dont have to see the real tragedy of life. my two BEST friends keep me here more than they know. i wouldn't be living if it weren't for them.
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think im crazy? like i said, your the one who lives in a make-believe world.
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mr-and-mrs-miller:

cunt-bubbles:

deep-sea-mermaid:

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

I hope you get sat on by a cow

(Source: rnardy, via i-need-more-bandaids)

pocketfulofgeek:

gcvsa:

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP.

Look at them! They’re basically flumpy water dogs!

(Source: xtoxictears, via i-need-more-bandaids)

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Cats That Have Seen Some Serious Shit

These poor kitties are having some serious flashbacks…

Via Pleated-Jeans

(via i-need-more-bandaids)

wittyusernamed:

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Every time I see this, it cracks me up.

(via i-need-more-bandaids)

please do not jack off and blog

taliabobalia:

chickenyaoi:

think of the children

and if you do jack off and blog, please do not think of the children

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scootercomputer:

when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE

TWO YEARS

NO ONE FUCKING CORRECTED ME

FOR TWO

YEARS

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