Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
my ex boyfriend has four moms
A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
Cause you’re the only one, the only one who ever gave a damn
And it’s killing me to know you think I’m better than I am
Came over here to tell the truth but looking in your eyes
Baby sometimes it’s easier to lie